School has vacated, am home as usual making my bed proud! Its been three or four days since I arrived home and I have been sleeping like a koala. Today in particular, I just got tired! Tired of sleeping! So I decided to pamper my ‘dwarf’ fingers. For some reasons my nails just can’t grow, I guess my mouth can’t resist its taste.
So I took some “shabo shabo” shower then jumped into an easy wear. Gathered my coins and begun to set off for the nearest nail salon. Ah! On my way, two of my neighbors disrespectful ugly dogs, “araba and tiger” were mating in public. I just hate them so much that I hardly speak with that particular neighbor. I just wished I had a gun to shoot them. No offence to dogs, am a great lover of dogs but these ones are just too!.
Anyway, so I passed by their atrocious act and continued to the salon. It’d been quite long I went there but the last time I visited, kesewa(salon owner) was fair but now she looks like the rainbow that appeared during Noah’s time. she had lots of clients she was attending to, obviously we are in the Yuletide. Interestingly her assistant was a man (not gay looking though). There were two nice girls seated next to me. They were both “fakely” fair but pretty. I had to wait till my turn so I decide to make use of Facebook. While I was at it, I overhead both of them talking about how fly they are and how their presence is felt wherever they went. For me, that was quiet normal. After all they were very pretty girls.
In the next 15mns I would be getting my nails fixed, then one of the girls (lets just assume she’s called PUBIKA) got tired and decided to stretch. Ooooooh oooooh hell naaaaaw! She just suprised me with the biggest shrub of pubic hair under her ampit , God! Then I kept asking why this keeps happening to me. Last week was the mannequin-like guy with body odour, today is just hurricane katrina happening all over again. It felt like a déjà vu. Her ampit hair could “catch” pony. Worst of all is the fact that, she showed no sign of embarrassment. It seemed normal to her.I just was so pissed because, I happen to be one of the few people who have to wait for a century to have a finger pile of pubic hair in my ampit to even think of shaving. You know, I have this philosophy about growth that, if you have to be seen grown, you have to be growing hair every where and shaving it from time to time but here laid the case “PUBIKA” had it all and decided to flaunt it at me!.what a douche!
It was my turn to have my nail fixed. Usually I like kesewa herself to work on my nails but she was so busy that I had to be served by the guy which was quiet unsettling because he was a guy working in a nail shop. Due to my absurd but wise stinginess, I sent my own nail polish. They were shocked but the thing is ” do I even give the slightest care?” So he started working on my nails and one other lady seated on my left begun to laugh. She was laughing at how Short my nails were. I could have questioned her or expressed my dislike for her laughter but I was kept mute when I saw that she had “3suonb3n” I just had this great satisfaction in me because she was having a whole “north Korea crises” fighting her face. I wished I could laugh loudly but then I remembered I am from GTUC.
So my nails was almost done when the boy asked for my number. You are kidding! I said to him… But he seemed pretty serious . I find toe sucking and nail pampering by a guy very sexy but He…my brethrens, was just not there yet…uh uh! Just not who I pictured sucking my toes.I paid them off then took a final look at pubika as I imagined her pubic hair strangling her neck. In the next 1hr I was walking down my junction then I saw those annoying dogs again but this time lying on the ground breathing heavily just like humans do after coitus. Obviously “araba” will get pregnant again and bring forth another set of annoying dogs!